He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
