she looked like the before picture.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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