I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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