And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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