roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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