My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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