Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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