Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm sobbing to NWA
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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