Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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