i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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