we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.