It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.