I think my vagina is haunted
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?