Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.