just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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