Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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