Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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