Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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