I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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