Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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