OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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