I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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