Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale