I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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