someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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