giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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