I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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