Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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