she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm at about main and main street
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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