i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
