I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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