Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I can text with my tongue
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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