Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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