Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
false alarm. still invincible.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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