she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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