Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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