i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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