hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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