he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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