Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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