You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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