I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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