You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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