Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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