On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm really busy with my period
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