Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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