How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.