Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.