The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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