He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize