i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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