she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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