Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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