GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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