are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
