I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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