You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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