Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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