I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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